Tantric Hammer

Kilbey

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This song was introduced and first played live on August 17, 2020, at the start of Steve's weekly Instagram Live Living Room show.

Lyrics (unofficial)

King Alfred the Great called out for his tantric hammer
I drove right through a red light camera
Go and hit me with a hefty fine
Left me with my little gold mine

Gore Vidal wanted a tantric hammer
He searched all the shops and said a little prayer to Rama
Go and hit me everything that you got
That tantric hammer must be worth quite a lot

We all want
They all want a tantric hammer
He all want
She all want a tantric hammer
You all want
I all want a tantric hammer

And all the alchemists were looking for a tantric hammer
Well I tell ya baby they ain't doin' it just for the glamour
You transmuted my gold into lead
No wonder I went and lost my head

Fellini and Sartre they wrestled for a tantric hammer
Well I watched that show on a TV down in Alabama
But then the screen began to snow
What I thought I just don't know

We all want
They all want a tantric hammer
He all want
She all want a tantric hammer
You all want
I all want a tantric hammer
Oh yeah

All those sexy popes with their secret tantric hammer
Riding antelopes and groping out for the clamour
Pius and Innocent, what a fucking joke
Sent a million witches up in smoke

Dr. John Dee, his quest for a tantric hammer
Best he could do, talk into a crystal mama
Stop telling the queen to execute me
Why baby, why baby, why can't you see

They all want
We all want a tantric hammer
She all want
He all want a tantric hammer
You all want
I all want a tantric hammer